Last week's American Idol actually had some pretty comedic moments, but none more so than the audition of Crystal Parizanski. The sixteen-year-old, in front of a television audience in the tens of millions, proved that she is no doubt one of the dumbest human beings on the planet, not to mention one of the freakiest-looking. Which is saying a lot in a world of Paris Hiltons and Jessica Simpsons. The best part? Her momma, who got a television roasting of her own and resembles the product of a horrific sex-change operation gone awry.