Tired of riding an old inner tube around a lake during the summer months? Think wakeboarding is too 1990's? Not enough patience for kiteboarding? Then maybe it's time to get your fat ass into a "Kite Tube", spread those wings, and fly like the wind. While the concept -- and not to mention the hilarious video -- seem like a smorgasbord of fun, something tells me in reality that no amount of horsepower could get the average fatass off the ground. Not to mention the potential for horrific, gruesome fun for the whole family.

• Wego Kite Tube @ Sportsstuff
• Kite Tube Video @ Sportsstuff