ApeChild.com tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1 2006-11-20T15:01:11Z Movable Type 3.2 Midget Fight!!! tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.256 2006-11-17T16:25:49Z 2006-11-20T15:01:11Z The title, while certainly not politically correct, wasn't my idea; this is actually the title of a recent Jerry Springer episode. And while I might burn in the fiery pits of Hell for finding this funny, I surely can't be... ApeMaster The title, while certainly not politically correct, wasn't my idea; this is actually the title of a recent Jerry Springer episode. And while I might burn in the fiery pits of Hell for finding this funny, I surely can't be the only one, as the video has been viewed 255,000 times. The video on Youtube is not safe for anyone offended by little people kicking the crap out of each other over a girl.


]]> PS3 Launch: Nerd Fight!!! tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.255 2006-11-17T15:59:03Z 2006-11-17T16:18:37Z Today marks the official launch of the long-delayed Sony Playstation 3 game console here in the USA. What happens when thousands of nerds wait in line for several days in adverse weather conditions for only a supply of only a... ApeMaster Today marks the official launch of the long-delayed Sony Playstation 3 game console here in the USA. What happens when thousands of nerds wait in line for several days in adverse weather conditions for only a supply of only a handful of consoles? DORKS + COPS - PS3 = BRAWL.

And those who do manage to get their paws on a PS3 after waiting in line all week would be wise to turn around and sell theirs on eBay. This morning someone from Michigan actually sold theirs on eBay for an un-fucking-believable sum of $9,000. You could get eighteen Xbox 360's for that much. Or a car. Or an entire assortment of Russian mail order brides.

Update: Man Shot Waiting to Buy Playstation 3!!

]]> Playing With Fire, Yo tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.254 2006-11-03T16:14:44Z 2006-11-03T20:59:08Z Kevin Federline's album is now on Amazon and it's created quite the buzz. KFed's huge fan base on Amazon has contributed many great reviews, photos and tags. I think the tags sum it all up with gems such as... ddy
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Kevin Federline's album is now on Amazon and it's created quite the buzz. KFed's huge fan base on Amazon has contributed many great reviews, photos and tags.

I think the tags sum it all up with gems such as : audible hemmorage, causes diarrhea, ear rape, poser, wigger, makes cancer look fun, would rather eat turds, makes baby jesus cry, sign of the apocalypse... you get the point.

]]> Cindy Margolis in Playboy tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.253 2006-10-31T21:16:57Z 2006-11-07T15:30:55Z Sorry to bump the fat chick down but I have some important information.As I originally reported back in April, the self-proclaimed "Most Downloaded Woman" will indeed finally show her tits in the December issue (which actually hits stands November 3rd).The... Bear CM1.jpg

Sorry to bump the fat chick down but I have some important information.

As I originally reported back in April, the self-proclaimed "Most Downloaded Woman" will indeed finally show her tits in the December issue (which actually hits stands November 3rd).

The now 40-year old said this about the pictorial:

...the reason I wanted to do it the most is because I am posing for a purpose: a portion of the proceeds from each issue sold is going to go to my charity.

Uh, yeah... Right... Cindy, had you done this just 5 years ago, you would have made at least 10x more money for your.. eh-hem.. "charity". Your stock is plummeting and you figure posing for Playboy will help resurrect your career. That's cool and I sincerely appreciate you exposing your huge tits for everyone to see.


It just would have been a whole lot cooler had you done it a couple of years ago...


All pictures will be posted in the Cindy Margolis NSFW thread when available.


Update: Pictures added. You must first register with AC's forums in order to view the pictures and please note that said pictures are considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work).


Enjoy.

]]> If Family Guy's Peter Griffin Had a Daughter tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.252 2006-10-27T16:57:33Z 2006-10-27T16:57:33Z ApeMaster
]]> Ape Pulls Fire Alarm tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.251 2006-10-23T21:26:55Z 2006-10-23T21:26:55Z I guess they should consider themselves lucky that the prank-minded primate didn't leave flaming bags of poo for the firefighters arriving at the scene. Ape pulls fire alarm @ Des Moines Register... ApeMaster I guess they should consider themselves lucky that the prank-minded primate didn't leave flaming bags of poo for the firefighters arriving at the scene.

]]> Sprinkle Brigade tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.250 2006-10-23T18:14:18Z 2006-10-23T18:14:18Z Are you a sprinkles person or a jimmies person? Sprinkles Brigade makes it clear what side they're on, judging from their extensive photo and video gallery.... ApeMaster Are you a sprinkles person or a jimmies person? Sprinkles Brigade makes it clear what side they're on, judging from their extensive photo and video gallery.


]]> IPod Acsexories tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.249 2006-10-04T16:52:47Z 2006-10-04T17:04:36Z New remote? Check. New headphones? Check. New socks? Seriously... They sell socks to put on your Ipod... Check. A Vibrator???? Check. A whole new way to plug 'n play! Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod® or any music player... Bear ipod1.jpg New remote? Check. New headphones? Check. New socks? Seriously... They sell socks to put on your Ipod... Check.


A Vibrator???? Check.


A whole new way to plug 'n play!
Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod® or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes. The combination of listening and feeling your music quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body come together to create an unbeatable sexual experience.

]]> Best Product EVER tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.248 2006-09-22T15:47:04Z 2006-09-22T15:52:12Z Unsure of what to get your wife or girlfriend this holiday season? Want to get that perfect present but don't know where to begin? Look no further, because ApeChild.com has done the work for you. Pull up a chair, crack... ApeMaster Unsure of what to get your wife or girlfriend this holiday season? Want to get that perfect present but don't know where to begin? Look no further, because ApeChild.com has done the work for you. Pull up a chair, crack open a beer, and sit on your fat ass while watching your lady ride the bony pony with a workout on the iGallop from Brookstone. Who needs Cinemax when you've got this thing? Be sure to click the demo video for what is quite possibly the funiest tongue-in-cheek product demonstration you will ever see. Go cowgirls!

]]> Talk Like a Pirate Today tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.247 2006-09-19T17:41:36Z 2006-09-19T18:50:51Z Ahoy! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. So drink ye some rum and talk like a pirate, matey. Except for you. You sound like an arse when you try to talk like a pirate. Seriously. Just shut the... Dick Ahoy! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

So drink ye some rum and talk like a pirate, matey.


Except for you. You sound like an arse when you try to talk like a pirate.
Seriously. Just shut the hell up.

]]> Kumar to Join Cast of '24' tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.246 2006-08-21T14:05:56Z 2006-08-21T14:05:56Z Kal Penn, the star of of the stoner comedy Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle is reportedly joining the cast of "24" this season. While details of the new role are vague at this point, one can only infer... ApeMaster Kal Penn, the star of of the stoner comedy Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle is reportedly joining the cast of "24" this season. While details of the new role are vague at this point, one can only infer that Kumar will play Jack Bauer and CTU's latest nemesis, a sinister terrorist whose plot to destroy the world is foiled at the last minute by an agonizing case of the munchies and a trip to White Castle after a CTU mole secretly replaces the tobacco in his hookah with the chronic.

]]> Hot Monkey Lovin' tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.245 2006-07-31T18:22:49Z 2006-07-31T18:22:49Z Here's an example of the perfect way to spoil a good ol' romantic moment.... ApeMaster Here's an example of the perfect way to spoil a good ol' romantic moment.


]]> Fun With Scooters tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.244 2006-07-27T01:33:16Z 2006-07-27T17:14:12Z Finally a good use for scooters!... teabag

Finally a good use for scooters!

]]> Cats That Look Like Hitler tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.243 2006-07-24T20:35:12Z 2006-07-24T20:35:12Z Another site in the utterley-useless-yet-weirdly-fascinating-category is Cats That Look Like Hitler, proving that photos of cats make up some the best web sites (see Stuff On My Cat).... ApeMaster Another site in the utterley-useless-yet-weirdly-fascinating-category is Cats That Look Like Hitler, proving that photos of cats make up some the best web sites (see Stuff On My Cat).


]]> Cornholing Tournament tag:www.apechild.com,2006://1.242 2006-07-19T17:11:11Z 2006-07-19T17:20:11Z Here's a quick announcement for all you competitive cornholers out there: Cornholing tourney planned in Terry The Montana State Cornholing Doubles Championships will be in Terry on July 29, hosted by the Terry Chamber of Commerce in conjunction with the... Dick Here's a quick announcement for all you competitive cornholers out there:

Cornholing tourney planned in Terry

The Montana State Cornholing Doubles Championships will be in Terry on July 29, hosted by the Terry Chamber of Commerce in conjunction with the American Cornholing Association.

Please remember that this is a doubles match, so you'll need to link up with your best cornholing partner.

More about the competitive sport of cornholing can be found at www.playcornhole.org

P.S. - Does anyone know who Terry is? I kinda wanna meat her.

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