ApeChild.com http://www.apechild.com/ en Copyright 2006 Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:25:49 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.2 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Midget Fight!!! The title, while certainly not politically correct, wasn't my idea; this is actually the title of a recent Jerry Springer episode. And while I might burn in the fiery pits of Hell for finding this funny, I surely can't be the only one, as the video has been viewed 255,000 times. The video on Youtube is not safe for anyone offended by little people kicking the crap out of each other over a girl.


]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/11/midget_fight.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/11/midget_fight.php Videos Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:25:49 -0500 PS3 Launch: Nerd Fight!!! Today marks the official launch of the long-delayed Sony Playstation 3 game console here in the USA. What happens when thousands of nerds wait in line for several days in adverse weather conditions for only a supply of only a handful of consoles? DORKS + COPS - PS3 = BRAWL.

And those who do manage to get their paws on a PS3 after waiting in line all week would be wise to turn around and sell theirs on eBay. This morning someone from Michigan actually sold theirs on eBay for an un-fucking-believable sum of $9,000. You could get eighteen Xbox 360's for that much. Or a car. Or an entire assortment of Russian mail order brides.

Update: Man Shot Waiting to Buy Playstation 3!!

]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/11/ps3_launch_nerd_fight.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/11/ps3_launch_nerd_fight.php Games Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:59:03 -0500 Playing With Fire, Yo
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Kevin Federline's album is now on Amazon and it's created quite the buzz. KFed's huge fan base on Amazon has contributed many great reviews, photos and tags.

I think the tags sum it all up with gems such as : audible hemmorage, causes diarrhea, ear rape, poser, wigger, makes cancer look fun, would rather eat turds, makes baby jesus cry, sign of the apocalypse... you get the point.

]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/11/playing_with_fire_yo.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/11/playing_with_fire_yo.php Music Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:14:44 -0500 Cindy Margolis in Playboy CM1.jpg

Sorry to bump the fat chick down but I have some important information.

As I originally reported back in April, the self-proclaimed "Most Downloaded Woman" will indeed finally show her tits in the December issue (which actually hits stands November 3rd).

The now 40-year old said this about the pictorial:

...the reason I wanted to do it the most is because I am posing for a purpose: a portion of the proceeds from each issue sold is going to go to my charity.

Uh, yeah... Right... Cindy, had you done this just 5 years ago, you would have made at least 10x more money for your.. eh-hem.. "charity". Your stock is plummeting and you figure posing for Playboy will help resurrect your career. That's cool and I sincerely appreciate you exposing your huge tits for everyone to see.


It just would have been a whole lot cooler had you done it a couple of years ago...


All pictures will be posted in the Cindy Margolis NSFW thread when available.


Update: Pictures added. You must first register with AC's forums in order to view the pictures and please note that said pictures are considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work).


Enjoy.

]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/10/cindy_margolis_in_playboy_1.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/10/cindy_margolis_in_playboy_1.php Tue, 31 Oct 2006 16:16:57 -0500 If Family Guy's Peter Griffin Had a Daughter
]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/10/if_family_guys_peter_griffin_h.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/10/if_family_guys_peter_griffin_h.php Humor Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:57:33 -0500 Ape Pulls Fire Alarm I guess they should consider themselves lucky that the prank-minded primate didn't leave flaming bags of poo for the firefighters arriving at the scene.

]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/10/ape_pulls_fire_alarm.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/10/ape_pulls_fire_alarm.php Current Events Mon, 23 Oct 2006 16:26:55 -0500 Sprinkle Brigade Are you a sprinkles person or a jimmies person? Sprinkles Brigade makes it clear what side they're on, judging from their extensive photo and video gallery.


]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/10/sprinkle_brigade.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/10/sprinkle_brigade.php Humor Mon, 23 Oct 2006 13:14:18 -0500 IPod Acsexories ipod1.jpg New remote? Check. New headphones? Check. New socks? Seriously... They sell socks to put on your Ipod... Check.


A Vibrator???? Check.


A whole new way to plug 'n play!
Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod® or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes. The combination of listening and feeling your music quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body come together to create an unbeatable sexual experience.

]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/10/ipod_acsexories.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/10/ipod_acsexories.php Music Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:52:47 -0500 Best Product EVER Unsure of what to get your wife or girlfriend this holiday season? Want to get that perfect present but don't know where to begin? Look no further, because ApeChild.com has done the work for you. Pull up a chair, crack open a beer, and sit on your fat ass while watching your lady ride the bony pony with a workout on the iGallop from Brookstone. Who needs Cinemax when you've got this thing? Be sure to click the demo video for what is quite possibly the funiest tongue-in-cheek product demonstration you will ever see. Go cowgirls!

]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/09/best_product_ever.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/09/best_product_ever.php Humor Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:47:04 -0500 Talk Like a Pirate Today Ahoy! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

So drink ye some rum and talk like a pirate, matey.


Except for you. You sound like an arse when you try to talk like a pirate.
Seriously. Just shut the hell up.

]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/09/talk_like_a_pirate_today_1.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/09/talk_like_a_pirate_today_1.php Current Events Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:41:36 -0500 Kumar to Join Cast of '24' Kal Penn, the star of of the stoner comedy Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle is reportedly joining the cast of "24" this season. While details of the new role are vague at this point, one can only infer that Kumar will play Jack Bauer and CTU's latest nemesis, a sinister terrorist whose plot to destroy the world is foiled at the last minute by an agonizing case of the munchies and a trip to White Castle after a CTU mole secretly replaces the tobacco in his hookah with the chronic.

]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/08/kumar_to_join_cast_of_24.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/08/kumar_to_join_cast_of_24.php Current Events Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:05:56 -0500 Hot Monkey Lovin' Here's an example of the perfect way to spoil a good ol' romantic moment.


]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/07/hot_monkey_lovin.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/07/hot_monkey_lovin.php Humor Mon, 31 Jul 2006 13:22:49 -0500 Fun With Scooters

Finally a good use for scooters!

]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/07/fun_with_scooters.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/07/fun_with_scooters.php Humor Wed, 26 Jul 2006 20:33:16 -0500 Cats That Look Like Hitler Another site in the utterley-useless-yet-weirdly-fascinating-category is Cats That Look Like Hitler, proving that photos of cats make up some the best web sites (see Stuff On My Cat).


]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/07/cats_that_look_like_hitler.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/07/cats_that_look_like_hitler.php Humor Mon, 24 Jul 2006 15:35:12 -0500 Cornholing Tournament Here's a quick announcement for all you competitive cornholers out there:

Cornholing tourney planned in Terry

The Montana State Cornholing Doubles Championships will be in Terry on July 29, hosted by the Terry Chamber of Commerce in conjunction with the American Cornholing Association.

Please remember that this is a doubles match, so you'll need to link up with your best cornholing partner.

More about the competitive sport of cornholing can be found at www.playcornhole.org

P.S. - Does anyone know who Terry is? I kinda wanna meat her.

]]> http://www.apechild.com/2006/07/cornholing_tournament.php http://www.apechild.com/2006/07/cornholing_tournament.php Current Events Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:11:11 -0500